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Sabrina Carpenter being added to Fortnite was such a monumental event in history and her uprise needs to be studied because I actually 100% believe that if I didn’t exist on this planet she would not have become a Fortnite skin and here’s why!

I first became a Sabrina Carpenter fan after watching work-it and this was like before she released ‘Emails I Can’t Send’ and I actually manifested her success by using my telekinetic powers to send her to the Eras Tour. And then earlier this year I commented on one of D4VD’s posts saying that Fortnite needed to make him a skin and like D4VD and Sabrina are like the same genre of celebrity so like if you put two and two together I basically predicted Sabrina Carpenter becoming a Fortnite skin.

That’s besides my main point though, my actual point is that Sabrina Carpenter is the only person I would trust to control a country under martial law as we have seen the peace she has created within a violent game such as Fortnite. Instead of praying for the downfall of other Sabrinas, Sabrinas have been observed to refuse killing another Sabrina and instead dancing with them and parting ways. Imagine if society were simply like that; even whilst bearing numerous firearms and playing a game where the goal is to eliminate everyone else but yourself, human empathy has once again become a prevalent construct within Fortnite society and I would trust Sabrina with military power.

I don’t play Fortnite btw

Also I’ve just started using Google Docs to write now and it is much better than writing directly on wordpress 🙏🙏🙏 WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THAT EARLIER….